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I hate CNN. I want to make that perfectly clear. There is no news source I dislike more than CNN. I hate them like the liberal, Bush-hating idiots that they are. That said, they’ve finally gotten something right. Kudos to you, CNN. They posted an article today titled “Michael Jackson: Does Anyone Care?”

CNN’s title says it all. Nobody cares anymore. No matter what the jury decides about Jackson, I say we use taxpayer dollars to buy a 10×10 island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and send Jackson to live there for the remainder of his days. This freak is a threat to children and a burden on American media outlets. We’re tired of hearing about celebrity perverts.

I, for one, would much rather hear about a snake as big as a freight train. Now, that’s news.