July 3, 2005
The Gallon Challenge
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There is something about being a guy that requires an excersize in stupidity once in a while. I hadn’t been outright stupid in quite a while. Sure, there are moments of stupidity, but overall, I’ve been pretty non-stupid for the past few months. So, before you read this, know that I was way overdue for some stupidity.
My friend Gaines issued the challenge. The rules are simple. You have 1 hour to drink 1 gallon of milk, and then 1 hour to keep it down. If you win, you win nothing. If you lose, you puke in front of your friends. Well, I had never puked in front of friends (not in this manner, anyway), so I gave it a shot.
I failed.
I got about 75% of the gallon down before it all came rushing back. Since I was unable to do it (without cheating), I officially deem it as impossible. Why it’s impossible, I’m not sure. But if you know, please enlighten me.
11 Comments on The Gallon Challenge »
July 4, 2005
Paula @ 11:13 pm:
Not quite sure what it is…but I know that if you spin around until you’re dizzy, then scull a glass of cold milk, it comes up as quick as it goes down.
Ron @ 11:24 pm:
I’d ask, but I’m not sure I want to know how you know that.
July 5, 2005
Paula @ 9:43 pm:
I’ll explain; a friend of mine (Mark) has all of these home made “rides” at his house. They pretty much all use centrifugal force, and the game is to see how fast you can spin on the various rides. One day his cousin (my best friend) was there, and felt ill after spinning around too fast and for too long. So, Mark told him that the best way to stop from feeling sick is to scull cold milk…
August 27, 2006
The Spine Doctor @ 10:34 pm:
You want to know *why* the human body can’t hold down a gallon of milk?
1. Milk from the store was not made for humans, but for baby cows.
2. Milk from the store has been tinkered with to the point that it is only recognizable as milk by the color.
3. Gluttony - it’s one of the big seven.
4. Elasticity is a wonderful thing, your stomach has it in spades.
5. Your body reserves the right to confirm suspected stupidity with vomit.
6. I suspect we’ll have to spend billions now researching the answer to your question.
You got to 75%? Really?
October 17, 2006
ollie @ 2:11 pm:
lol you idi better than me i got half it down then gave up as i had brain freeze and felt like puking i ended up spending the next day or so puking
December 1, 2006
evil pie @ 5:19 pm:
well im thinking of trying it this weekend and ill report back on how i do (im 15) and i heard it wass because the liver cant take that much of anything in an hour
January 3, 2007
mike bones @ 12:15 am:
man this seem soo freakin cool i mean i drink mile everyday and lots of it
my mom has to buy mil at least three times a week for her coffee cause i drink it all but 1 gallon in 1 hour didnt seem hard till i saw some videos of full grown men puking there brains out i still wanna know y tho
May 4, 2007
Big tom @ 11:23 am:
haha Im gonna do it tongiht!!
yeyeah nummyyyyyyy
July 1, 2007
Tim from L.I. @ 11:56 pm:
hey everyone. im tim (16) i did the gallon challenge tonight. i got about 90% threw with 5 minutes left nd puked it all back up. after i threw up i finished the rest within the hour. i believe its possible.
January 4, 2008
John @ 3:40 pm:
Lactic acid plus stomach acid equals too much acid so you puke, it is possible two guys on record have done it, my friends and I compete once a year and some get close but it’s really freaking rough and it’s the nastiest projectile vomit ever.
October 25, 2008
wyatt paulson @ 12:34 am:
yea man on oct 25 witch is a sat me and my 2 other friends that are willing to do this are going to do the gallon challenge at the wall mart in colleyville tx the one close to bust buy and see if the person to throw up first will throw up in the fount entrance way to see if we can get any else to throw up and if u wont to see and are around the area we are doing it a 11in the after noon hope to see u there