November 21, 2005

Smoker Tried to Open Airliner Door

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CNN is reporting that a 34 year old French woman, Sadrine Helene Sellies, was placed on a $1,000 AU bond after she pled guilty to “endangering the safety of an aircraft.” Apparently she was drunk and tried to open a door on the plane - during flight - to smoke a cigarette. Her lawyer said she had taken sleeping pills as well.

There are several instances of stupidity here:

  1. Mixing alchohol and sleeping pills
  2. Attempting to open a plane door during flight (was she going to sit on the wing and smoke?)
  3. Smoking (it’s just a dumb thing to do)

But the real lesson to be learned here is this: Don’t let those yellow bellied surrender monkey French people get on your airplane.

Full story here.

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November 22, 2005

Gaines @ 12:21 am:

No, no, no. You open the plane door to let out the smoke (along with everything else inside the plane).

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