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Scores of Georgia citizens rejoiced this weekend at the news the cashiers missing from the local Hiram, GA were found. The cashiers were found in good health, though tired, bravely holding their stand behind the registers of the new Wal-Mart in Dallas, GA. The new Wal-Mart, whose parking lot alone covers 74 square miles, was nearly full as patrons dropped by to see the many cashiers.

Wal-Mart checkout lines were open, and the wait was minimal, thanks to a heroic effort by these once-missing cashiers. Customers were overheard singing the praises of Wal-Mart and swearing never to return to the overpopulated and uneducated Hiram store.