July 29, 2006

Tag Body Spray

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You’ve probably seen the commercials - some average guy getting tackled by hot girls simply because he was wearing the new Tag Body Spray.  While in Wal-Mart recently, I saw Tag in the aisle.  Without specific objection from my wife, I decided to test this new product.

It’s been about 2 weeks now, and I’ve not been tackled at all.  Not even once.  Maybe the stuff has caused a general decrease in my overall repulsiveness, but it’s certainly not had the effect that the commercials led me to believe it would.

The really depressing thing about this is that the wife went along with the test…as if she knew no body spray could ever cause hot girls to tackle me.  *sigh*

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3 Comments on Tag Body Spray »

July 30, 2006

Sasha @ 9:27 pm:

You know, I thought I smelled something wierd when I passed you in the hallway at church this morning….

September 30, 2006

rick @ 9:54 am:

dude u have to walk slowly past the babes 4 it to work.hope this helps.oh and only spray a little or it loses it’s effect on the honeys.

Ron @ 10:57 am:

hmm…interesting thought. There’s some left in the can…I’ll try and see what happens.

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