Tag Body Spray

by Ron Davis on September 22, 2006

I give up. I’ve been using that Tag Body Spray for a while now, and not even one hot girl has tackled me. The Tag Body Spray commercials led me to believe that beautiful women would jump all over me if I wore their body spray. Nope, that never happened. Those marketing liars!

If you’re thinking of trying it, I say don’t bother. Take those few dollars and go buy something that will make you happy. What makes you happy for $3?

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Roxann September 22, 2006 at 9:52 am

Ice cream!!! :)

lyndsay September 22, 2006 at 3:30 pm

maybe they start to flock to you and then see your wedding ring, you married freak! ;)

Sasha September 24, 2006 at 8:51 pm

It concerns me that you posted this while your wife was out of town for five days…..

Ron September 25, 2006 at 12:53 pm

Come on Sasha…I *stopped* wearing the stuff while she was out of town.

Sasha September 25, 2006 at 10:55 pm

Glad to hear it…:) Let’s see. $3…Starbucks! For Ruthie, that’s about the price of a happy meal!

Ron September 25, 2006 at 10:59 pm

When I asked that question, I KNEW you would say starbucks.

Sasha September 26, 2006 at 10:22 pm

Iced Chai Tea Latte to be specific!

King Wulfgar September 27, 2006 at 11:15 am

I’m gonna have to go with Starbucks, too. $3 doesn’t buy much these days….

Darold May 5, 2007 at 11:46 am

A half-dozen donuts!


 

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