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I hate politics. Usually the politicians are all a bunch of mud-slinging liars, and you end up trying to pick the lesser of two evils.

Here in Georgia, we’ve got a good mud-slinging race going on. It’s between this fat idiot and this redneck (who’s already our governor). The finger pointing and the name calling is just getting old. Granted, I kind of like Sonny Perdue. He’s done some good things for the state, and though he isn’t perfect, he’s better than some of the alternatives (like Mark Taylor).

In a recent conversation with my friend Shane, I found out that I will be receiving at least 1 write-in vote in the Georgia Governor election. Shane tells me that he is fed up with the dirty politics and that he has decided to write in my name on the ballot for Governor.

If you’re tired of the politics, maybe you should vote for me, too. After all, I’m not as much of a fat idiot as Mark Taylor and I’m not as big of a redneck as Sonny Perdue. I, like many Georgians, am somewhere between idiocy and redneck, leaning slightly to one side.