November 22, 2006

Turkey Testicle Festival (yeah, you read that right)

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You can’t make this stuff up.

I’m at my wife’s parent’s house (near Chicago) this week, celebrating the Thanksgiving season.  We took the kids to a little town called Huntley today to get a McBurger.  We saw this sign:

Turkey Testicle Festival

I was going to just post the image and let it speak for itself, but my wife said I should Google it.  They have a web site.  I’d spend some time reading the site, if I were you.  You might find more great quotes like this one:

“Please come early to browse our wide selection of testicle apparel.”

Testicle apparel?  Nice.

What a weird thing to celebrate.  I bet the turkeys will be thankful when this festival is over.

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November 23, 2006

TheGuru @ 3:31 pm:

How does this stuff always find you! I’m headed to the site now.

November 24, 2006

the spine doctor's wife @ 11:47 pm:

Have you seen that book “Weird Georgia”? You should definately put together some kind of book like that about the crazy stuff you find all the time. You could call it “Musings on the Travels of a MoreRon”. I bet it would sell as many people visit your site.

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