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Dear woman in the white SUV,

When you run a red light you risk lives.  More specifically, you risk mine.  If you can’t text message your girlfriends, apply lipstick, pass out Happy Meals to the kids, and drive that monster SUV all at the same time, maybe you shouldn’t be driving.

Sincerely,
The guy yelling at you from the Mountaineer

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Dear moron in the red Chevy truck,

Don’t pull out in front of people who are going 60 MPH when they’re 20 yards from you.  It’s just not smart.  Dale Jr. would be disappointed in your driving skill.  I’m going to tell him about you the next time I see him, and he’s likely to revoke your redneck bumper sticker privileges.

Sincerely,
The guy yelling at you from the Mountaineer

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Dear idiot in the blue Accord,

I’m sorry that I didn’t realize how much more important you are than me.  Please forgive me for honking at you when you nearly side-swiped me on the way to work this morning.  I know being 10 feet farther down the road will make a difference in getting you to work on time, and I’m sorry I wasn’t more considerate of your life when you nearly took mine.

Sincerely,
The guy yelling at you from the Mountaineer

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Dear Georgia Department of Motor Vehicles,

Maybe you should be more selective in who gets to have a drivers license.  There would be fewer people trying to kill me, and it would help lighten rush hour traffic.

Sincerely,
The guy yelling at people from his Mountaineer