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Dear lady at McDonald’s,

I am terribly sorry that I had to reprimand your child right in front of you.  I realize that I exposed your inability to train your child, but if you would teach the little brat how to behave in public, somebody else wouldn’t have to.

Sincerely,

The most recent person to reprimand your kid

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Dear obnoxious bimbo at Aspen’s in The Avenue,

I’m sorry for assuming that you didn’t have the mental capacity to understand what I was saying to you.  I shouldn’t make assumptions about your intelligence simply because you are one of three pieces of eye candy paid to fill space and look pretty.

Sincerely,

The guy whose hat size matches your IQ.